by Admin istrator
04:41 AM, 29 Aug 2003
At Atheist Air, prior to boarding, passengers would be required to spout
blasphemous remarks at a display of artifacts from all the major religions. This
effectively weeds out anyone who has a secret plan to meet the Creator in the next
few hours. Blasphemers would be allowed to carry-on pickaxes, blowtorches,
chainsaws, nun chucks, whatever, under the theory that atheists generally try to
avoid hurting other people in any situation where there isn't a clear escape
route.
--Scott Adams, Dilbert Newsletter 49.0
