bad Statistics

BD: Brushes with death

BH: Bagpipes heard

CX: Called strikes

When you get a perfectly good pitch, and you still don't swing.

J: Jealous moments

MO: Missed opportunities

S: Stupid things said

W: Hours of life wasted

good Statistics

AK: Acts of kindness

BG: Brushes with greatness

C: Cute girls on bicycles

... followed uphill while trying to keep up without panting

CMM: Cute men on motorcycles

F: Flirtations

FR: Flirtations received

KS: Times spoke like kissinger

MB: Moments of beauty

MOC: Moments of clarity

TR: Times rescued