When you get a perfectly good pitch, and you still don't swing.
J: Jealous moments MO: Missed opportunities S: Stupid things said W: Hours of life wasted... followed uphill while trying to keep up without panting
CMM: Cute men on motorcycles F: Flirtations FR: Flirtations received KS: Times spoke like kissinger MB: Moments of beauty MOC: Moments of clarity TR: Times rescued