Every time it rains it rains/pennies from heaven

The Original American Traveler Apology ShirtI checked my American Apology Shirt storefront and discovered that I’ve sold about 450 shirts since the election, easily putting me over the 3000 mark. So I’ve finally put together the design I had in mind a while ago, for a simpler, more legible, and more graphic shirt that can be offered in many languages. Check it out, and if you know something besides English, send a translation my way. Don’t forget your Bill of Rights bumper stickers and mugs - they are politically neutral and make great gifts, plus might make good starting points for rebuilding civilization after the apocalypse. (I’m referring, of course, to the inevitable consequence of the Red Sox’ winning the World Series.)