Aaaaauuuuggghh! Page not found – Whittier Daily News (linkrot)

On top of everything else that’s gone wrong with the Dodgers lately (the de-cromulating of almost all the young stars; the owners’ divorce and the thereby revealed sordid details of their plan to suck the team dry; the psychic healer on team payroll), there’s going to be a monster truck event at Dodger Stadium. This is starting to turn into a Lucy-and-the-football thing, except that instead of Lucy offering to do something and then hurting you, it’s just all hurt, all the time. Back in my day, the Dodgers spent millions to rebuild the entire field with special dirt and underground irrigation and all sorts of good things. And now it’s monster trucks on the infield. Aaaaauuuuggggh!